The Limited Bucket List of Jeanne Kraus
1. Dave Barry
2. Ellen DeGeneres
My Limited Bucket list. There are really only two things on my Bucket List. One, to meet Dave Barry and have lunch with him. O.K., I met him and got his autograph. We did not technically have lunch together but we were both at a reception where food was being served. I’m counting that. It was good enough for me. Plus he signed his books, writing "Dear Jeanne. You are a goddess!" Wow!If you notice, in this picture he is holding MY pen in his hand. Unfortunately, I am so overwhelmed that I have a dying cow look on my face. Dave, on the other hand, looks great, considering that he just was held responsible for one half of my Bucket List.
My other item on my Bucket List is to be on the Ellen Show. I have made some efforts to contact Ellen, but I am definitely going to have to do more work than I did to locate Dave Barry. First of all, I have some really good reasons for wanting to meet her.
Ellen DeGeneres is awesome. What I like about her is that despite her enormous popularity, she hasn’t become a typical Hollywood fake personality. She appears to be the genuine thing. I mean, I think she is who she appears to be. And I like that about her.
She’s an animal lover, as am I. I love her animal videos and posts. She loves children, which she also showcases a great deal on her show and on the internet. Her sense of humor allows her to think on her feet and see the funny side everywhere. No wonder I am her biggest fan. She gets the absurdity of everyday life. Not everyone can do that.
Unfortunately, one thing is lacking. On the Ellen show, she has a parade of young talented kids on her show, singers, musicians, dancers, scores of very young children who are already making a difference in the world. I love it; I am a veteran elementary education teacher and bringing out the best in kids is an ongoing and wonderful part of my job.
However, Ellen has under-represented the Baby Boomer segment of society, specifically me. I have written a totally hilarious book designed for Baby Boomer Women, (Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants) which is also illustrated by my Baby Boomer sister. I sent her the book and several letters, and she has not invited me to be a part of her show.
I do understand she probably didn't get the letters. I mean, there are probably millions of staff members sorting through her fan mail. But Ellen is missing a really good chance to stand up for Baby Boomers everywhere.
And I am the obvious choice for an honor of this magnitude.
First, there is the Bucket List issue. No one messes with someone else's Bucket List. Dave Barry is resting easy now that I have achieved meeting him. Ellen deserves the same.
Secondly, many of her new talents are young children. They have whole lifetimes to make it to the Ellen Show. I am 60. The children have headstarts on me by decades. It’s really not my fault that I was a late-bloomer.
DO THE MATH, ELLEN!
How long will Jeanne Kraus be around?
